When Medical Records Get a Bit Too Personal

Have you ever had to decipher a medical record that reads like a dramatic novel? I once found a note that said, ‘Patient cries when discussing past treatments — so it’s vital to handle with extra care.’ I couldn’t help but chuckle at the thought of someone writing that in an effort to lighten the mood… As paralegals, we often deal with serious stuff, but sometimes you just need a moment to share the humor in the chaos. What’s your funniest find in the records?

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